Tex Mex & Tattoo Pakistani Package Mile
Kev Russell
http://www.gourds.org

Well the [A] South Congress whore is a [E] movin’ on down the [A] line
They moved the Cinema West down on Interstate [E] 35
The [D] ho’s got the Johns following single [A] file
They ain’t good looking but they [E] got that a freaky [A] style

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Down on the [D] Tex Mex & Tattoo Pakistani Package [A] Mile
They got a thing down there that make an angry young man [E] mild
And if you [D]go down there and smoke out you’re gonna leave with a [A]smile
Down on the [A] Tex Mex & Tattoo [E]Pakistani Package [A]Mile

Well the police sirens whining every night
From South First and West Mary all the way down to Ben White
Yeah old Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile
I’d ruther sit back and listen to the South Austin lullaby

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I lost ten years down there smoking that Pachuka weed
I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed
I couldn’t find my dingle boots hell I couldn’t even find my feet
I keep a wakin and a bakin even tho it was mostly seeds

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