The Bridge By the Gourds Submitted by Gareth Davies (gdavies@btconnect.com) [G]Who else is gonna carry you across Who’s gonna make the deliver[C]y And why am I always burning You know the first bridge was a fallen [D]tree[D#][D] So go on and do likewise ladies Cross with some confidence You gotta sit and wait while I’m drawn Or you gonna wind up in the drink If the billygoat was bootsy And the troll was Maceo Only the godfather of soul Can really take you to the bridge [D]Yeah, but you can’t throw it [C]in Your typewriter, hand glider, shifty mobster and amplifier [D]Yeah, but you can’t throw it [C]in Your golf clubs and bowling balls, gas heaters and bald tires [D]Yeah, but you can’t throw it [C]in Microwaves and old pill bottles, video tapes with porno on them [D]Yeah, but you can’t throw it [C]in Old birdcages and lame weed eaters, murder weapons and blown speakers [D]Yeah, but you can’t throw it in[D#][D] [G]Who else is gonna carry you across Who’s gonna make the deliver[C]y[D#][D]